Cinco de Cuatro is a Newport Beach holiday started by Lucille and George Bluth in 1982 as a way to destroy all Cinco de Mayo foods and decorations so Lucille's Hispanic staff wouldn't take May 5 off as part of their "war on May the 5th".
Translated, "Cinco de Cuatro" means "five of four".
Cinco de Cuatro 2012
Several notable events happened at Cinco de Cuatro 2012:
- Lucille Austero's campaigning for Congress.
- Herbert Love's campaigning for Congress and planned speech.
- Tobias, Argyle Austero, and residents of Austerity's rendition of Fantastic 4: An Action Musical
- A keynote speech for FakeBlock by George Maharis
- A drunk Michael Bluth attempted to prostitute himself to Lucille 2 but she rejected his advances. ("Flight of the Phoenix") ("Blockheads")
- Buster attacked Herbert Love and knocked him into a coma. ("Off the Hook")
- Herbert Love calls off his affair with Lindsay who tries to accuse him of sexual harassment but gets caught up in the crowd's fervor and makes a right-wing speech in favor of the wall one the Mexico border. ("Red Hairing")
- G.O.B. hires a Mongol hoard to build the wall between the US and Mexico but George tells him they have no funds, so the hoard riots. ("Blockheads")
- George Michael gives a keynote speech about FakeBlock. ("Blockheads")
- Maeby finds out Perfecto Telles is only 17. ("Señoritis")
- Lucille Bluth has a nervous breakdown that she is a villain in her family and Tobias gives her pseudo-therapy to help her realize that she's just misunderstood. ("Queen B.")
- Tobias puts on a rendition of Fantastic 4: An Action Musical. ("Smashed")
- George finds out he has no testosterone and finds a red wig, and decides to become a woman. ("Double Crossers")
- Lucille Austero goes missing — and evidence makes it look like she was pushed down the stairs of the stair car. ("Queen B.") ("Off the Hook") ("Blockheads")
- Dr. Norman dumps the remains of his medical career into the bay. ("Double Crossers")
- DeBrie Bardeaux finds Dr. Norman's pills and passes out in a pile of debris. ("Smashed")
- Marky Bark blows up a glitter bomb in his own boat. ("Queen B.")
- Gene Parmesan works at a Chicken Dan's Donkey Punch stall. ("Off the Hook")