Medical emergencies

Medical emergencies
Appearances: "Key Decisions", "In God We Trust", "My Mother, the Car", ", "Beef Consommé", "Justice Is Blind", "Let 'Em Eat Cake", "The One Where Michael Leaves", "The One Where They Build a House", "¡Amigos!", "Sad Sack", "Afternoon Delight", "Queen for a Day", "Burning Love", "Ready, Aim, Marry Me", "Hand to God", "Sword of Destiny", "Righteous Brothers", "Prison Break-In", "Fakin' It", "Family Ties", "Exit Strategy"

Characters in Arrested Development often end up in the hospital or in need of medical attention. Some of the hospital visits happen at Landau Memorial Hospital, as seen named in "Key Decisions".

Several recurring jokes include Tobias' numerous medical emergencies (despite being the only "doctor" of the Bluth family), family members burning themselves on the Cornballer, and Dr. Fishman's ominous literal diagnoses.

Doctors

Dr. Miller

Dr. Fishman

Dr. Stein

Dr. Tilive

Hospital visits

A character on El Amor Prohibido is in the hospital. {{ep|1x4}}

G.O.B. is admitted to the hospital after being stabbed by White Power Bill. {{ep|1x4}}

Lucille Austero is admitted to the hospital for chronic vertigo. {{ep|1x4}}

G.O.B. rests on the hospital set of El Amor Prohibido. {{ep|1x13}}

Barry is diagnosed with poison oak. {{ep|1x22}}

George is admitted to the hospital after collapsing, as a ploy to escape from prison. {{ep|1x22}}

Tobias is hit by Barry's car. {{ep|2x1}}

Lindsay is admitted with a high fever. {{ep|2x1}}

After Ice tackles Tobias, Gene Parmesan pretends to be a doctor, but does pass on the news that Tobias has internal bleeding. {{ep|2x3}}

After a seal bites his hand off, Buster is admitted to the hospital. {{ep|2x12}}

Maggie Lizer pretends to give birth (while Loretta gives birth) {{ep|2x12}}

Buster gets his hook stuck in G.O.B.'s bottom ("Hand to God")

Michael is admitted to the hospital with a stress ulcer. ("Sword of Destiny")

G.O.B.'s fingers are cut off by The Sword of Destiny and Dr. Stein reattaches them backwards. {{ep|2x15}}

Buster is admitted to the hospital with a "light-to-no coma", or in laymen's terms: a very heavy nap. ("Fakin' It") ("Family Ties") ("Exit Strategy")

George is admitted to the hospital with a fake coma. ("Exit Strategy")

After spilling tea on his sarong in the airplane and retying it Tobias was hit by a bus("A New Start")

DeBrie's heart stopped so he rushed her to a hospital where a doctor told them she was riddled with "itises" and "oususes"("A New Start")

Tobias heard Lucille Austero being attacked by an ostrich and he rushed her to the hospital.<nowiki>{{ep|4x05}}

Herbert Love is discovered in a coma, David tells Lindsay he may not come out of the coma for ten years. ("Red Hairing")

Unseen hospital visits or medical attention

Tobias asks Lindsay to take him to the hospital because he inhaled too much diamond cream. {{ep|2x2}}

Tobias is made temporarily deaf by Lucille's rape horn. {{ep|2x6}}

Lucille runs over Tobias with her Mercedes {{ep|2x6}}

Tobias is beat up by a gang near the Tobias is Queen Mary {{ep|2x8}}

Jack Dorso breaks his legs on TV in the 1980s. {{ep|2x10}}

Oscar severely burns his fingers on The Cornballer. {{ep|2x18}}

("A New Start")

Non-hospital medical attention

Tobias sees a doctor. ("In God We Trust")

Michael hits his head on Buster's rock. {{ep|1x8}}

Buster jumps through a window. ("My Mother, the Car")

Michael takes Justice to the vet. {{ep|1x17}}

Buster sees an Army doctor. {{ep|2x2}}

George Michael visits an optometrist. {{ep|2x5}}

Paramedics rescue Michael from a car fire {{ep|2x9}}

Lindsay and Tobias visit a doctor about his Graft Versus Host disease. {{ep|3x7}}