The Hot Cops are a group of male dancers (and often, strippers) that are called upon at various points to help with Bluth family schemes. Some of their work is heavily homoerotic.

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Season one

G.O.B. once was a member until he failed to deliver on a gig. He showed up at an apartment, pounded on the door, and yelled "Open up! Police!" A shotgun blast then ripped through the door, but G.O.B. manages to scuttle away uninjured. ("Pier Pressure")

G.O.B. hired the Hot Cops on Michael's request to teach George Michael a lesson about doing drugs. Two Hot Cops played drug dealers and the rest played police pretending to arrest George Michael. He knew it was an act because one of the Cops was his choir teacher. ("Pier Pressure")

G.O.B. hired the Hot Cops to act as party-goers for his bachelor party. They showed up as cops but changed into various hunky outfits. One Hot Cop, Bix held a conversation with Bluth Company accountant Ira Gilligan and asked him to be the designated driver. G.O.B., however, was attempting to get Ira drunk so he would flee the country. The plan failed and the Hot Cops left. ("Best Man for the Gob")

Season two

G.O.B. reveals to Buster that he wears stripper clothes even when he's not stripping. He also lets Buster borrow an army outfit for George Bluth's funeral / birthday party. ("Good Grief")

The Hot Cops were hired by Michael to poses as roughnecks to scare Tobias into selling his newly-purhcased Tobias is Queen Mary nightclub. Instead, he convinces them to be dancers, not fighters. When they try to convince a real gang to quit violence, one of the Hot Cops is stabbed. ("Queen for a Day")

Season three

During George's exoneration party, Tobias hired the Hot Cops to dress as sailors. They got lured into the RMS Queen Mary's steam room by Lucille to shovel coal so she could flee the SEC. ("Development Arrested")

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