- Hope Loblaw sang an song Lindsay wrote, with the main lyrics "Love Stain On You".
- Ann Veal attempted to sing a We Three Kings with a camel-tow.
- A police officer
- "Spiro Thessalonika" (rough reading of name tag)
- "Pope Impersonator", from the Church
- First: Surely Wolfbeak
- Second: Hope Loblaw (implied)
- Third: Ann Veal