"No touching!" is a recurring quote in . It is most commonly said by guards at Arrested Development Orange County Prison, for it is against visitor policy for inmates or prisoners to touch each other. It is said by other characters at other times.
Season One "No touching!" is first heard when George tries to feed Michael some ice cream sandwich. ("
") Top Banana
When Michael burns down the
Banana Stand, George gets upset that he burnt $250,000 so he grabs Michael, causing the guards to yell "No touching!" ("
") Top Banana
G.O.B. delegates George's idea to break into the permit office to George Michael, George smacks him. ("
") Charity Drive
George suffers a panic attack and violently asks George Michael for his hair the guard yells "no touching!" ("
") Visiting Ours
George tried to give
Lindsay a reassuring touch, but the guard noticed and yelled "no touching!" ("
") My Mother, the Car
After converting to
Judaism, George is somehow able to frighten guards that tell him "No touching!" ("
") Storming the Castle
White Power Bill demands George stop spreading his Judaism, George says "No teaching!" ("
") Staff Infection
Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, a guard's daughter tells George and Buster "No touching!" ("
") Not Without My Daughter
A prison guard yells
"no touching!" at Barry when he is incarcerated. ("
") The One Where Michael Leaves
"no touching!" when his mother strangles him for giving Kitty some of George's frozen semen. ("
") Spring Breakout
"more touching!" when George is placed under house arrest. ("
") For British Eyes Only
Michael tells George Michael "No talking."
") Flight of the Phoenix
The surveyor says "no hugging!" to George
") Double Crossers
A prison guard yells "no touching!" at Marky and Lindsay.
") Red Hairing
Lucille's prison has "NO TOUCHING" signs visible in the dayroom
(" and in the lobby of the facility. ") Queen B. ("
") Off the Hook