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"No touching!" is a recurring quote in Arrested Development. It is most commonly said by guards at Orange County Prison, for it is against visitor policy for inmates or prisoners to touch each other. It is said by other characters at other times.

Occurrences Edit

Season OneEdit

1x02 Top Banana (02)

1x02 Top Banana (47)
  • When Michael burns down the Banana Stand, George gets upset that he burnt $250,000 so he grabs Michael, causing the guards to yell "No touching!" {{ep|1x2}}

1x05 Charity Drive (37)

1x06 Visiting Ours (26)

1x08 My Mother the Car (44)
  • George tried to give [[Lindsay Bluth Fünke|Lindsay]] a reassuring touch, but the guard noticed and yelled "no touching!" ("My Mother, the Car")

1x09 Storming the Castle (50)
  • After converting to Judaism, George is somehow able to frighten guards that tell him "No touching!" <nowiki>{{ep|1x9}}

1x15 Staff Infection (50)
  • When White Power Bill demands George stop spreading his Judaism, George says "No teaching!" <nowiki>{{ep|1x15}}

1x21 Not Without My Daughter (36)

Season TwoEdit

2x01 The One Where Michael Leaves (122)

2x17 Spring Breakout (77)
  • Michael whimpers "no touching!" when his mother strangles him for giving Kitty some of George's frozen semen. ("Spring Breakout")

Season ThreeEdit

3x02 For British Eyes Only (06)

Season FourEdit

Ad no talking

4x06 Double Crossers (26)

4x08 Red Hairing (166)
  • A prison guard yells "no touching!" at Marky and Lindsay. ("Red Hairing")

4x10 Queen B. (49)
  • Lucille's prison has "NO TOUCHING" signs visible in the dayroom. ("Queen B.")


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