These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand-racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Yeah like anybody would want to "R" her.
I don't what to be a part of this tightass contry club anymore BITCH!
My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.
We have unlimted juice?? This party is going to be off the HOOK!
Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack. The ocean is my second biggest fear.