Yeah like anybody would want to "R" her.
These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand-racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.
I don't what to be a part of this tightass contry club anymore BITCH!
Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack. The ocean is my second biggest fear.