Daddy horny Michael.
There's always money in the Banana Stand!!!
I have the worst fucking attorneys.
Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.
An electromagnet. Think of it as a giant delete key.
I'M CATCHER OR I'M NOTHING!
Well, I could ask the guys to leave, but, uh ... you know, they've been locking the doors lately. I don't know.
"I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich"
"I even enjoyed firing my own twin brother. You should have seen his face when he was begging me not to. Well, he’s my twin brother. I can show you."